1 post tagged “vox.is.annoying.the.crap.out.of.me.”
The old blog is gone. I'm starting ova.
Today has been somewhat of a funny day. I woke up with my cat's claw lodged in my toe. I remember screaming and Jazz was frozen in place, looking at me as though he were innocent. While his damn claw is IN my toe. It took my scream hitting an insane decibel for him to stop and run to the other side of the apartment. So, my day didn't start out funny... well, maybe I mean funny as in odd. Yes. It's been odd.
I'm at the library, working (if you want to call it that), when Allison
calls to tell me that our favorite rooster is outside. A little back
story on this: Allison and I are walking down Highland St. as usual one
day when we hear an obnoxiously loud crow (I like calling them roosts).
At 12:30. P.M. So when I named the culprit Merkle Lazeface, I thought
it was only appropriate. I have yet to actually lay eyes on Merkle. I
hate to admit it, but I don't think I've ever seen a rooster first hand
before. I've seen hen, but not roosters. I know. Where have I been? I
don't know... Germany. They don't grow that kind there.
So,
back to Merkle, who today decides to hide. I barely catch a glimpse of
him, but I'm still counting it as having seen a rooster. So there. He
was very shiny and red. True story. But then I notice Allison is
holding a shoe box. She just came back from McDonald's, and they
decided to give her brand new shoes. So I take a long look at her.
Hat: cat hair on it, mustard stain;
shirt: clearly needs to be replaced-it's white;
pants: so many stains, I wanted to give her my pants;
shoes: what, are those new?
They
gave her shoes! The last thing she needs, but whatev, it's McDonald's.
What can you expect? So then I notice that on the side of the box, they
put Allison Rabadan. WTF??? Rabadan? Who is that? Allison's last name
is Huntley. They got one letter right. There isn't even another worker
there by the name of Allison (or last name Rabadan, for that matter).
McDonald's, seriously, come on. Is it that hard? Is it?
So not
much has happened today, but I needed to start doing something with
this blog (which hasn't been fixed yet, btw). I am counting down the
minutes until I am free. This is my last Saturday working at the
library. That makes me kind of sad.... okay, I'm over it. Wooo! No
matter Saturdays at the library! And on that note, I'm out.
**oh yeah, I watched Sweeney Todd. Lesson learned: Never shave.
So I decided to start a blog! Whoa, insanity! I have no valid reason for starting one but I guess it'll be nice to have a place where I can jot down the hundreds of bizarre thoughts I have throughout the day. Don't you ever just feel like there so much to say and no one to say it to? Well, I guess here I still have no one to say it to, but at least it's out of my head.
But about this whole starting a blog business... I don't know if it's vox or if I just cause dumb shit to happen, but I can't seem to get to any other page but this "compose" page. Anytime I click on something else, vox is like "NO! You CANNOT." But in a much nicer way: "oops! please contact us about this problem. Sorry for the inconvenience." Yeah, I bet you are. You just don't want me to blog the TRUTH.
Yeah, so, let's see if it denies this entry. We shall see, my nonexistent friends.
Blogging is fun, after all.
