Beware the trolls...
I took a trip back to 2000 and watched all of the 10th Kingdom again. I'll admit that I love the mini-series or whatever it is. If you haven't seen it, you should. It's pretty lame starting out but before you know it, you're hooked. Anyway, this "mini" series is sooooo long! So long..... I mean there's three discs and they're like 4 1/2 hours each. But anyway, I watched them all in two days and this has unfortunately crossed over into the realm of my dreams. The 10th Kingdom has influenced my subconscious. How pathetic am I?
So... I'm having a lovely dream where I finally bought a brand new shiny green car and was driving it around town. My very first car! Sometimes my dreams feel so real that I wake up heavily disappointed that so-and-so didn't happen. This was like one of those dreams, except that I didn't have to wake up to be disappointed. I see a friend of mine on the rode and get out to go talk to him. For some stupid reason I leave my car on and doors open as I walk about a BLOCK away from it to talk to him. We talk for a long time and I turn to walk home. Yes, WALK. In about three minutes I had forgotten about my car (because I've gotten used to walking everywhere my whole life?? I don't know...) and then realize what I did and turn to run to my car. Then the really weird crap starts to happen. Three trolls are stealing my car. They were the same trolls from the 10th Kingdom. It was so lame. I was willing to get run over to get my car back but they got away anyway. Next thing I know I was trapped in some strange troll castle where I scheme to get out. I remember trying to call 911 but not having a signal on my phone. I wasn't trying to call the cops to get out, just to get my car back!!! Like I said, LAME dream and I'm glad to say the 10th Kingdom has been shipped and mailed back to Netflix. I'm good for another decade.
How would you like it if this was haunting you??
